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六人英语话剧《三打白骨精》剧本
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ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster
剧本作者:黄斯倩(重庆邮电大学)导演:黄斯倩
演员:黄斯倩,佘加杰,张碧亮,王传奇,谢光磊,卓炀程
人物:唐僧、孙悟空、猪八戒、沙僧、白骨精(村姑小孩、老太婆、幕后放ppt的
场景一:(“路在脚下”音乐响起)
唐僧:(轻咳)悟空,factually,Iamabithungry,Couldyougotogetmesomefood?
八戒:Yousee,masterishungry,metoo!沙僧:大师兄,二师兄说的对
唐僧:八戒!Don`tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!(脚踹八戒)八戒:(委屈butIstillhungry!
沙僧:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhile大师兄isaway···唐僧:(点头)Em…….Itisaproblem.悟空,doyouhaveanyidea?悟空:Noproblem!(悟空围三人转了一圈八戒:Thisis…..?
悟空:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrom儿歌三百首.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!
唐僧:Emm(摸悟空头……悟空,youarebecomingsmarter!额
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[沙僧:(扶八戒)areyouok?
八戒:no!Iamfullinlovewiththegirl!
沙僧:yeah!sheisanappleinmyeyes!(吃了一口苹果)]唐僧:missbai!村姑:(转身眨眼)what?
唐僧:IloveyouwhenIseeyouatthefirsttime!I···村姑:(轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴)youjump,Ijump!(音乐响起,二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作
村姑:(转过身)shifu,closeyoureyes!let`shaveakiss!唐僧:wowIloveto(闭眼,翘起嘴巴,伸脖子)(村姑奸笑,准备吃了唐僧)
悟空:(回来,看见村姑,火眼金睛看一眼村姑Oh,monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合,村姑倒村姑:(倒Ah……(凄惨的音乐放起
唐僧:(气愤悟空!Lookwhathavedone!Sheisakindgirl!悟空:Sheisamonster!唐僧:Nonsense!(深呼吸悟空:Oh,pleasedon’t……
唐僧:It’stoolate!(唱哦玛丽玛丽买卖home~~~悟空:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头唐僧:(捶胸痛喊悟空,I’mdisappointedwithyou!
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场景三:
小孩:(坐在地上痛哭)(唐僧师徒走过来)
小孩:(拉住八戒的腿)Iwantmymom.八戒:shifu,weareintrouble!
沙僧:letmetry.littlegirl,whoisyourmama?小孩:hernameisbai.
沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对。Weareintrouble.师傅:littlegirl,yourmomisgoingtotheheaven.小孩:whatdoesitmean?八戒: