导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《初一英语笑话小故事》的内容，具体内容：笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。我精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习!：我能得到什么?What do I get?Teac... 笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。我精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习!：我能得到什么? What do I get? Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy: Quarters. Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again? Tommy: Hamburger. 老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?汤米：四块。 老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?汤米：汉堡。：早慧的小男孩 A precocious boy A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from 14
the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Children". "Oh, my god," exclaimed his mother in astonishment. "What are you doing with a book like that?" "Oh, " replied the precocious(早熟的boy, "I want to see if Im being brought up properly." 一个早慧的小男孩有一天从公共图书馆回家时带回一本书，书名是《对儿童的照料和管理》。 他的母亲惊讶得大叫道："啊，我的天哪!你要这样的书干什么呢?"这个早慧的孩子回答说："哦，我想看看我是否是在受到正确的教养。"：Soul Seeking At A Cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside thecemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 24
