The Blood of CET'4
第一幕
（道具：桌子 书 馒头三个）
ABC上，BC看到凳子坐下，D走过来，A点菜
A: waiter！waiter！
D You come, my dear brother (笑脸状)
A: Do you have any beef?
D: No beef
A: do you have any wine?
D: no wine.
A: Do you have any rice
D: no rice
A: you can have this (学赵本山)
D: I really don't have this
A: kao! what do you have? (愤怒惊讶状)
D: bread. Do you want some ?
A: ok, i am dying of starvation
D: here
D拿馒头
A: heihei, have you seen this book? 拿出一本书，写着四级答案大字
D: wow!!眼睛睁得特大 !!! where did you get it?
A. I GET IT FROM MY MOTHER'S brother's sisiter's aucle's,,,,
D: stop ！！！ Can I have a look?
A: It seems that you are a talent, I have to sell it !
D: WOW!!
A: only ten Yuan!! And I will give you a present in addition!
D: are you sure, sir?
（翻书后，D狂笑）
D: so easy!!! Thank godness, i can pass the Band four Examination!!不付钱，狂跑
A: baby, you forget to pay it ,,baby ,,,
第二幕
B: wow! the bread looks so delicious! I’m hungry now!
C: waiter! How nice the bread is! I have been finding it all the morning. Could you give it to me?
D: I tell you a secret. I have the answer to Band Four Examination for this year
B: give it to us.
C: if you give me the , my mother father brother sister and I will thank you forever!!
D: how much money do you have?
(C摸了摸口袋，大喜状，然后拿出一元钱)
C: is one Yuan enough?
D: are you making fun?? Go home and ask your mother to give you
B: I’m angry now! !! Go and fight!!!（转过头 ）shibaluohan!!!!!
D: who are you? Where are shi ba luohan??
B: my name is shi ba!
C: my name is luohan !
B: The road is built by me （踩凳子）
C: and I planted a tree （踩凳子）
B: if you want to go by this street （准备踩凳子 但是发现没地方踩 于是踩C的脚，C大叫,受伤）
B: give us all your BOOKS!
D: do you think I will afraid of you? I am the master of kungfu!
A从后面走过来，刚好被B抓住
D set him free. Don't move
C: I Want a BMW
D: NO BMW
C: I want Benz
D: No Benz
C: I want Toyota
D: No Toyota
C: I ...I want an ambulance
D: OK , ambulance.
C: Yes!!!
D:Show me your student"s card.
B； shut,,,,you fool us!!
A； 哎。。The answer is mine. Why do you all want it
A: since you asked sincerely 既然你诚心诚意的发问了
B: Let me tell you generously 那我就大发慈悲的告诉你
C:To prevent students from been destroyed 为了防止学生被摧残
ABC: To make a peaceful world (ABC三人说：为了维护世界的和平)
(此时D赶紧打断发言)
D If you want it ,you can make a bet with me
B放开A，两人装神秘走着，然后用脚做捡到锤子布，前两次相同，第三次B赢了，拿着班旗披在背上庆祝胜利I am wining,,I am wining.......然后对着观众道： Thank tv ,thank cctv, thank for your belief on me.I think i own much my success to all of you,,
ACD排成两行，像升国旗一样， A拿着答案，CD一起走正步，三人唱婚礼进行曲，
A d ,do you want to give the answer of cet'4 to d , for richer for poorer ,foe betterand forworse,,till death us do part
B: yes i do
A: d do you want to get the anwser feom b, for richer for poorer ,,,,,,,,do part
D: yes i do
A 颁给B,B翻开一看，大叫
SHUT ,,,it‘s the answer last year,,,,,,
谢幕
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