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Oneday，alittlemonkeyisplayingbythewell。Helooksinthewellandshouts：
“Oh！Mygod！Themoonhasfallenintothewell！”Anoldermonkeysrunsover，takesalook，andsays，“Goodnessme！Themoonisreallyinthewater！”Andolderlymonkeycomesover。
Heisverysurprisedaswellandcriesout：“Themoonisinthewell。”
Agroupofmonkeysrunovertothewell。Theylookatthemooninthewellandshout：
“Themoondidfallintothewell！Comeon！Let’getitout！”
Then，theoldestmonkeyhangsonthetreeupsidedown,withhisfeetonthebranch。Andhepullsthenextmonkey’sfeetwithhishands。Alltheothermonkeysfollowhissuit，
Andtheyjoineachotheronebyonedowntothemooninthewell。Justbeforetheyreachthemoon
theoldestmonkeyraiseshisheadandhappenstoseethemooninthesky，Heyellsexcitedly“Don’tbesofoolish！Themoonisstillinthesky！”
Awomanwashavinglunchatarestaurant,andshewasenjoyingthefoodverymuch.Buttherewasamaninthenextseat,andhebeganlookingatthefloornearher.Thewomanwasangryandasked,“Whatareyoulookingfor,sir?”
“Apieceofcake,”themansaidtoher,“Mycakefelltothefloor.”
“Apieceofcake?”thewomansaidangrily,“It’sdirtynow!Takethis,andgobacktoyourseat!I’mhavinglunchnow.”Thewomangavethemanabigpieceofcake.“But,”themansaid,“Myteethareinthepieceofcakeonthefloor!
AGoodBoyLittleTomaskedhismotherfortwoyuan.
“WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”hismotherasked.“Igaveittoapooroldwoman.”heanswered.
“Youareagoodboy.”saidthemotherproudly.“Herearetwomoreyuan,butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?”“Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.”
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Whereisthefather?
Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings."Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!"
"Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?"
Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspainting
thepictures."
Mrs.Brownwasveryfat.Herhusbandthoughtsheshouldhaveabalanceddiet,andhemadehernoteatmeatorcakes.
Onemorning,Mrs.Brownmadeanicecakeforherhusband,andheatehalfofit.Afterhewentout,Mrs.Browncutaverysmallpieceofcakeand 