幽默英语笑话小段子
幽默英语笑话小段子1 "Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"![]()
word/media/image1.jpg "Yes, Mum." "Your handwriting seems very large." "Well, Grandpa' s deaf, so I' m writing very loud." "你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗?"; "是的，妈妈。"; "你的字好象写得太大了。"; "嗯，爷爷的'耳朵不好，所以我写得大声点儿。";2 the woman who loves you most? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.' My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?' 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊："世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。"; 我丈夫抬头看了看，说："妈妈来了?";3 是哪两个词? What Are The Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter."My dear，"; said the old lady，"I wish you would do something for me.I wish you would promise me never to use two words.One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’.Would you promise me that? "Why，sure，Granny，";said the girl."What are the two words?"; 一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。"我亲爱的，";老夫人说："我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘讨厌的’，另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗?"; "噢，当然，奶奶。";女孩说："是哪两个词?";更多
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