一分钟英语幽默笑话
一分钟英语幽默笑话
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second."![](https://wkrtcs.bdimg.com/rtcs/image?w=156.02&md5sum=3094737a418162565fcd720aff46d5c8&sign=ea64cbc501&rtcs_flag=2&rtcs_ver=4&l=webapp&bucketNum=656&ipr={"t":"img","r":"r_0","w":"156.02","h":"104.01","dataType":"jpg","c":"word/media/image1.jpg","imgOriW":156,"imgOriH":104})
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
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