【篇一】关于幽默的英文句子语录带翻译 1、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess”on it…so I said “Implants?” 瞅见个姐姐，胸前衣服上写着“Guess”，俺就问了一句：“隆过?” 2、Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。 3、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑，却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”? 4、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜，也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。 b. 越解释越SB，不说话最NB。
c. 剽悍的人生不需要解释 d. 猫扑里的话说就是：宁可闭口被人当SB，也不张口解释所有疑。 5、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. 银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方。 6、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在这么做。 b. 你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。 7、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! a. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天，但那些话真TM有用! b. 我幻想的低吟不一定是真的，但足够让我意淫。 8、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. a. 无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?
