四人英语话剧剧本-《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）

四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）

L:梁山伯         Z:祝英台        M:马文才      X:马文才老婆 A：旁白 

A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC….）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁祝—小提琴)

L:  Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！ 

Z:  I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean. 

Z:  I’ll  kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.

A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo……“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”

 L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.

At this time……(婚纱店)

L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that  I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Are you kidding?…… Why?

Z: Because I’ll get married. 

L: Married ? to who? 

Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body. 

L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two some color to see see. I’ll kill you!  I will kill you in America! 

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English . 

A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.

L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?. I’m here to kill you. 

Z: Liang…liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy now. He will kill me. 

M: who are you ?

L: who the hell are you?

M: You! Get out of here.

 L: You! Get out of here! 

Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at  葵花宝典.

L; 葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典. Come on!

马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。

M: take it easy. (走至角落)Hello

X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?

M: oh darling. I’m studying in the library. I’m busy now , I will call you later.

此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问……

X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!

Z： wencai, who is this woman?

M: em

X: I’m his wife, who are you?

Z: Ma wencai!

M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I can’t leave my family and go with you. I’m so sorry!

Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater !(打马文才)

X: stop!(推开祝英台) I look down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Don’t contact my husband anymore. (转脸面对马文才)you! go home with me!(拎走马文才)

祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。

Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.

L:  I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say. 

Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. Please……

L: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you. 

Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could  meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten  thousand years.

 And that man is you. The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!! 

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. 

L: HeHe Really? 

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!! 

L: To kill or not to killthat is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill)

L: You hear. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you. 

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden 

L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven. Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自杀)

旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。

男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays.

女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帅，

合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies .

Thank you~

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