前言:旁白(待定
第一幕:
(音乐~~~)
木兰入场,独舞一段剑术 (音乐:马蹄声响起)
木兰父母从另一边入场,传旨人也入场,随从入场,木兰在一旁听,停止舞剑 传旨人:“According to god's order, Because of the invasion of the Xiongnu Our emperor made a hard determination that we should take the weapons to protect our homeland. So we need warriors. It's time to show your loyalty. Stand up, every one!奉天承运,皇帝诏曰,匈奴入侵,我们做出了个艰难的决定:打他个屁滚尿流!所以,我们需要士兵!没了,你们懂我的意思的。”(稍微娘娘腔) 木兰父:“We get it.”
木兰父领旨,回到桌子旁,拿起宝剑与圣旨,长叹一声 木兰上前 木兰:“Dad, let me go instead of you to join the army. Your health is not good though爸,让我去代替你从军吧!” 木兰父:“That's not of your bussiness不关你的事。” 木兰:“But...但是……” 木兰父:“Go back!回去!”
木兰落寞地离去,木兰父放下宝剑与圣旨,也退场
木兰从新上场,走到桌子前,拿起宝剑,拔剑出销,又放下,把头发(散)束起,再次拿起宝剑与圣旨(旁白解释) 木兰:“I will be back!”(深情地)(音效) 熄灯—— 第一幕完 英语对白:
第二幕:
将军与军师入场,军师手拿名单和毛笔勾名,一群(5个)前来报到的兵一个跟一个入场,列队 将军:“What’s your name?” Tom:“Tom” 将军:“How about you?” Jerry:“Jerry” 将军:“Tom an Jerry? Both of brothers join the army,and you?” MR.Bean:“MR.Bean” 将军;“er……you?” Banana:“banana ” 将军:“What?“ Banana:“banana· apple” 将军:“I prefer watermelon. Short guy,what about you?” 木兰:“Mulan,general” 将军:“Finally a normal name… But ,you look like a women!?总算有个正常的名字了————
但……你好像女人?”
木兰:“I am a man!!!Watch out my muscles!”(清一清嗓音,做几个类似的动作 将军:“Just kidding, guy!”
将军带领训练(舞棍、转左转右)
将军上前,拿出竹竿,举起来“follow me!”
将军将竹竿向前捅,全队照做,木兰把前面的士兵捅倒 将军:“what are you doing! watch out!”将军将棍向右横扫,木兰照做,全排士兵倒下 将军上前 “attention! Turn right(全队向右,木兰向左,你搞什么飞机啊!(叫木兰来到第一队)Turn left!(全队向左,木兰向右,木兰手中竹竿打中右边的士兵) 将军:“My god! You’d better go back home!” (放烟~~~) 木兰发现敌人 木兰:“general, that way …seems like…eneies!!!”(用手指着) 将军:“Ah?! God bless us! All the soldiers , array!” (音效) 老兵列队上场 将军:“Xiongnu is coming. It’s a good opportunity for your careers and futures! Get perfect prepared, guys! 匈奴将至,是各位升官发财的好机会啊,士兵们,准备吧!