篇一：查莉成长日记S01.02 Teddy: Hi, Charlie, It's Teddy here. So right now you're nine months old and everything is going great. Well, almost everything. Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing. So brace yourself. Mom: Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy. Dad: Yes, they will, yes, they will. Teddy: Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived and if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy. Gabe: PJ! PJ: What? Gabe: What are you listening to? PJ: I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet. Gabe: You like that? PJ: More than baby talk. Mom: Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie? Dad: Yes, I would, yes, I would. Teddy: Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here. Mom: No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs. Teddy: So why are you guys still talking like that? Dad: I don't "weawy" know. Mom: I guess we're just kinda fried. Dad: Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night. Work shift, baby shift. I've barely got time to make doo-doo. Teddy: Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out? You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?
Dad: Teddy made a funny. Mom: A funny wunny. Teddy: Seriously! You know what? It’s Saturday night. You two, you go out, have fun, and do something besides work, take care of the baby and make doo-doo. Mom: Well, it's nice to dream, but who's gonna take of CharlieTeddy: Hello! You’ve got three great babysitters right here. PJ: I'm glad I didn't hear that. Mom: I don't know, Teddy. It's a really nice thought, but we're really not ready to go out without Charlie just yet Gabe: You guys want to see a magic trick? Mom: Sure! Dad: Okay. Gabe: Prepare to be amazed. Mom: I could use a night out. Teddy: All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want. But not too much fun-- We have enough kids already. Dad: I'm serious. Mom: Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you. PJ/Gabe: Yeah yeah. Mom: All right. Dad: Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this. It's gonna be nice for your mom and I to have some special time together. Mom: Bob, move your butt! Dad: I'm coming! Teddy: All right, so we divide it up evenly, we each get to spend an hour with Charlie. Who wants to go first?
