有关代沟英语笑话 1 My mother asked me: who is your boy on the phone's screen? I: wonderful radio, one of my favorite men... Mom: what time together? Years back for dinner! I: if you can... Wonderful radio, you hear me... My mother call you come to my house to eat! Childhood home, poor but love jay in notebook jay's full name written on the letter, one day dad was very sad and I said: "children, our house you also can't always borrow somebody else's jay Chou poorer students book......" My mother on the Internet, ask me Long ze Laura is what flower, why there are so many people online seed request... 2 Father took up elementary school brother to see a movie, "one piece" brother asked: "dad, who's this?" Dad said, pointing to a poster: "he is a pirates, called Wang Lufei..." Mother watch TV today, suddenly asked me: "do you like the pants of steamed sponge cake!" I walked with a bit nervous, in the past, she heard a loud voice: "we sent great stars to catch jellyfish!" Supermarket today mother took me to brother, brother to a yellow man doll, mother has bought him, also said: spongebob squarepants zha so round... 3 As A royal couple had an only son, two eye, spoiled, by protecting. Son too large, acting the little emperors, slightly involuntary, blubber, not to eat, not kindergarten coerce, the couple have no way. One day, A woman will be the food on the table, his son A look is big fish big meat, immediately put the chopsticks thrown to the ground, run way: eat these broken toys all day, be bored with the dead, why don't you change?
A woman said, pretend anger way: you are so people know when they are, your grandpa said, his childhood was not eat wild vegetables, is eat steamed corn-bread and GuaGan, has all the year round to see though! Son listen to the finish, envy, no wonder my grandpa is better, since the childhood to eat green food, why don't you give me to eat? 4 In my circle of friends commented that bright blind my dog's eyes. Reply: after my aunt saw why scold yourself. I sent you a circle of friends said Today forget to take medicine to feel lovely My aunt in the comments below Eat what medicine? Take medicine can't disorderly... I evening in the circle of friends to send food, text note "revenge society in the middle of the night ~". Then my father told me not to send message reactionary speech let I deleted. My brother sent a yellow circle of friends of figure, I comment on "alarm", and then my mother suddenly rushed into my room to ask me "you call the police?!" Finally wrote in space made about "seeking arrangement", after a long time are parents extended family gathering/priest around education, the whole family reputation says I, my family from generation to generation such a shameless person never been I... Once mom cannot open the TV and said how to open it. I say: "bad character", mother backhand slap: "who said you personal character is bad!" Internet star king "eldest brother" also have a generation gap.
